✞ ✞ ✞ Christian One liners ✞ ✞ ✞

. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. . It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one. . The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close. . When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there. . People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church. . Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever. . Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong. . The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in conclusion." . If the church wants a better preacher, it only needs to pray for the one it has. . God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you? . To make a long story short, don't tell it. . If your left hand doesn't know what your right hand is doing, you should consider running for a job in South African (ANC) government. . Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. . Peace starts with a smile. . I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from? . A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises. . We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges. . Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em. . Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. . Don't put a question mark where God put a period. . Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. . Forbidden fruits create many jams. . God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called. . God grades on the cross, not the curve. . God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!" . God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. . He who angers you, controls you! . If God is your Copilot - swap seats! . Prayer: Don't give God instructions - just report for duty! . The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us. . The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you. . We don't change the message, the message changes us. . You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him. . The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given. . Father, bless this person in whatever it is that You know he or she may be needing this day! Amen! . Don't keep the faith... spread it around!!!

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