LON LON MILK

Zelda is a long-running Nintendo series created by Shigeru Miyamoto. The first 3-D Zelda game, Ocarina of Time (where Lon Lon Milk made its first appearance), is widely considered to be the best game of all time. The Zelda recipes I’ve made for my blog have been some of my favorite creations, and they also seem to be the most popular. Still, whenever I mention possibly making a recipe for Lon Lon Milk, someone always says, “Isn’t it just milk?” Boo! Boo to that. Hyrule is a magical land where ocarinas have magical powers and, you know, there are fairies and sentient trees and stuff. Did everyone forget that the cows will have a conversation with you if you play them a song? When’s the last time you had a discussion with a dairy cow? I don’t think the milk in Hyrule would be “just milk.” Lon Lon Milk is known among Hylians for being very nutritious. When Link drinks it, it restores five hearts. So, I kept this one simple and healthy, but extremely tasty. There’s an apple (or apple sauce) to add a multitude of vitamins, frozen yogurt for a protein boost (which helps restore muscle tissue), and some sweet caramel to keep your spirits up. It tastes like liquid caramel apple and will legitimately boost your immune system. SERVES 2 1 cup (235ml) milk 1 1 green apple, cored and roughly chopped, or /2 cup (122g) applesauce 2–3 scoops vanilla frozen yogurt 2 tablespoons caramel sauce 1 Blend all the ingredients together in a blender until smooth. 2 Pour into a glass bottle or other serving cup. 3 Drink half of it in one gulp, wipe your mouth, and let out a satisfied sigh.

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